Smurfy
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Sunday, 8th of August 2010 02:18:36 AM
Mine is my husband (who was my BF at the time) and l were away on vacation
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and in a very heated and intimate ''moment'' when we were going at it - my
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husband accidentally slipped it into the ''wrong'' hole!!!l literally
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leaped from the bed and clung to ceiling with my fingernails like a cat on
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a hot tin roof!!! l must have screamed for like 15 minutes holding on to my
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newly de-virginized A$$!!!Damn - that hurt!But we laugh about it now and
consider that an ''inside'' joke!( haha!)
So - what is
yours?Anybody who can top mine wins 10 pts!!!!
Dodo
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Monday, 9th of August 2010 08:21:20 PM
ha i don't have one. . .
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hopefully i won't GET one. jesus.
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Pumkin Butt
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Thursday, 12th of August 2010 07:38:07 AM
once my b/f & I had a nice dinner at a fancy place,I had the
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chicken & veggie mix ,he had the steak..well we went back to his pad &
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started goin at it & he wanted to pleasure me..with his mouth.down
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there.and I was laying back when you could hear my stomach gruggle & I
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kept ignoring it cause i was hot n stuff & when he went down there.i let
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out the loudest nastiest wet fart the world has ever known,followed by the
stench of chicken & broccoli..i lept up & ran to the toilet & exploded.i
couldn't hold it any longer & left him there with the smell of that nasssy
fart.omg i will never forget it.